The increasing number of women-only carriages throughout the nation’s train network, amply proves that furtive buttock feeling is — amongst other activities — far from uncommon.
Segregating the sexes however could do nothing to stop a bizarre incident of arse related assault at the weekend, as two unsuspecting commuters had their bottoms surreptitiously slashed. The attacks taking place on different platforms at Tokyo’s notoriously busy Shinjuku station.
It seems that just after midnight on Saturday, a male commuter felt a sudden pain in his buttocks, and was surprised to find them bleeding. Shortly after a woman suffered the same unfortunate fate, although luckily neither of the victims was seriously injured. However they did require further treatment at a nearby hospital.
Due to the station being so packed, the serial slasher was not identified. Surveillance footage only managing to catch events after the attack, with a station worker saying, “The woman was lying on the platform until paramedics rushed to the scene. Other passengers who surrounded her appeared worried about the incident.”
Meaning that for now at least, the buttock botherer remains at large.
englishman says
i hope the police can ‘crack’ this one
Lee says
Oh Englishman, I don’t know which is more criminal. Your pun, or the maniacal bottom slashing.
If I wasn’t equally as guilty, I’d be tempted to opt for the former. There again, I should probably just chuckle and have done with it, rather than thinking of, ahem, analysing it.
Brett says
Hmmm, that last sentence seemed to have a lot of commas in it Lee. Perhaps you should use a colon.
Audrey says
That is SOME fetish…
javaricho says
Perhaps they were frustrated because their regular copy of spanking monthly had not arrived
Toni says
Those poor victims must be exASSparated that the person who ASSaulted them hadn’t been caught yet.
*sound of crickets chirping*
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all night.
anonymous says
Was there not a 16th century English serial ass-slasher? (alarmingly I am not making this up) I think there was a book published concerning him in th UK and the States titles “The London Monster.” Apparently, the ladies of that time wore frying pans under their petticoats for protection. A new fad in the offing?