Photographs from a small group of islands
Tokyo’s strong summer sun and horrible humidity are sadly somewhat bereft of benefits, except that is, for the city’s outdoor public pools. These plentiful enough places allowing people to both cool off and contemplate the staggering amount of flesh on display, as, it has to be said, they are sometimes absolutely packed with pussy.
And, with such a tantalising amount of talent on display,
it can be almost too much for some it would seem.
For fanatical fans of Japan’s most famous feline intent on fighting the flab but at the same time looking to do more than merely wobble their waistlines with a Kitty-themed contraption, this branded badminton set may well be ideal.
Plus, after pounding the shuttlecock with their pussy emblazoned playthings, they can quickly check that all important body fat count with another cat-friendly contrivance.
Along with the added option of downing a suitably sponsored energy drink to fend of any fatigue,
so long as it’s not feline focused.
In an effort to avert any action by the Japanese internet authorities, here are some more photos of pink petals in their prime. A second mention of this seasonal signpost happily keeping Tokyo Times in line with governmental guidelines in honour of hanami hype.
That said, it is an admittedly very pretty time of year, when, as well as being particularly packed,
it’s a time for paternal peace,
pictures of, erm, pictures,
and, perhaps predictably, the perfect place for some Kitty-chan kinship.
(click images for full-sized full bloom fun)
Due to their very nature, exercise belts aren’t exactly cutting-edge as far as clothing is concerned, with even this Hello Kitty concoction coming off as more cumbersome than cute.
However, as far as design and even dignity goes, the kitty-themed model is mildly modish compared to the almost masochistic mien of the Boneless Belt.
A product that looks sickening enough when semi-covered, but up close and perspiringly personal, it is positively repellent.
For centuries, people have been making their way to Kamakura in order to make wishes at the well known and absolutely whopping Daibutsu.
However, for modern Tokyo worshipers after far more tangible — and indeed tabby-related — treats, Sanrio has unveiled the world’s largest Hello Kitty statue in Shinjuku. A place where the company presumably hopes people will come and pray for as much pussy as they can possibly pick up.
Perhaps.
For the wedding guest after a Hello Kitty gift there’s a whole gamut of goods on offer; however, from tomorrow, Sanrio is offering the option of a wedding witnessed by the famous feline herself, along with her rather less distinguished date, Daniel — all for the suitably ceremonial sum of 75,600 yen (708 dollars).
But not in person unfortunately, although the carefully carved look-alikes produced from pictures will allow any Kitty-loving couple to feel that the all-powerful one was actually present. Her face, were it to have any features, presumably wishing them a fun-filled future.
As well as a lifetime spent amassing similarly meaningless merchandise.
