Photographs from a small group of islands
Rather disappointingly, most love hotel owners attempt to cloak their establishment’s short-stay shenanigans with bland and utterly unrelated names. Others go even further by endeavouring to give their business a higher worth, hinting at an almost principled pursuit.
Thankfully though there are exceptions, with this riverside retreat in particular making no bones whatsoever about its line of work.
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How exactly the dish below is prepared and what ingredients are included isn’t clear, which is perhaps just as well.
Not that it deterred many of the customers mind you, although for a few of them it was a toss up between the cocked rice and spotted dick.
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Whether the establishment below will allow you to post a letter or withdraw from your savings account is unclear, although the option of leaving a small deposit could well be available.
At the cost of a modest handling fee of course.
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No namby-pamby pre-holiday tans to be had here.
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There are many ways to describe the humble sausage, although ‘comfortable’ could probably be regarded as slightly unconventional.
However where exactly these succulent saveloys can be snugly stuffed wasn’t disclosed.
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Now admittedly this bank’s interest rates are appalling, and getting one of its credit cards is complicated beyond belief, but the customer service is absolutely top notch.
Genial even.
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