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Dec 10 2004 3 Comments

Sexy Santa

The Japanese don’t celebrate Christmas, not in the conventional sense anyway (whatever that is), but with Christmas decorations everywhere it’s often easy to forget.

However implementing the national trait of taking an idea, making it infinitely better, and then reintroducing it to the world, I present to you miniskirt Santa.

Yes, for a measly 3,000 yen (15 pounds), anyone feeling like a bit of a festive frolic can go and visit miniskirt Santa. And as the picture suggests, Santa is not an overweight man with a yellowing beard and bad breath. Rather an attractive young lady with a penchant for showing her legs.

Which leaves the question, who’s is going to sit on whose knee?

Dec 02 2004 14 Comments

Used panty purchasers beware

Whilst the selling of used underwear in Tokyo is now illegal, from all accounts the trade in such items is still brisk. As despite shops now receiving hefty fines if caught in possession, a burgeoning cottage industry has developed to counter the ban, allowing panty perverts to still get their fix.

But this rather amusing video highlights the potential pitfalls of panty purchasing.

Nov 11 2004 Leave a Comment

Perverted police

From the number of reports that make the news concerning policemen and unlawful sexual activities, it would almost appear that deviancy is a requirement for entrance. Whether it be sex with under-age girls, groping, or unconventional photography, the police force appears to have more than its fair share of perpetrators.

But judging by recent events, this deviant disease seems to have spread to those merely associated with the police. As a 48-year-old accountant who worked for the Kyoto prefectural police has been caught taking photos up the skirt of a 36-year-old woman in Osaka. The man had hidden a digital camera in a shopping bag, and then proceeded to follow his victim around the streets and then into a bookstore. Presumably all the time partaking in his special brand of photography.

Despite their own poor record on such matters, the police force said they were outraged by such activities. With a spokesman saying, “Using hidden cameras to take photos of people is unacceptable behaviour for anybody, let alone an employee of the police force. We’ll do what we can to make sure something like this doesn’t happen again.”

Whilst not fired for his actions, the accountant handed in his resignation after being issued a severe reprimand. And although not reported, it was presumably accepted. Perhaps after he’d explained to similar minded officerï½“ his camera-in-a-shopping-bag technique and more importantly the mistakes he made getting caught.

Nov 01 2004 7 Comments

Champion chat-up line

Japan’s falling birth-rate could soon become a thing of the past, as a panel of experts has come up with the ultimate chat-up line. A collection of words so potent that it may mean love hotels will once again be bustling with busy couples, and the fruits of their labour keeping the nation’s midwives in gainful employment.

So any wannabee wooers, just remember these 8 simple words. “Rainen no kono hi mo issho ni waretteiyoh.” Or if that’s a bit of a mouthful and your target doesn’t happen to be a Japanese speaker, the English translation is, “This time next year, lets be laughing together.” So there you go. Just utter those words and you’ll be in. Simple as that.

The line supposedly creates its passion power through word triggers. Each said to work on a subconscious level. However combined in one sentence, they can prove to be irresistible.

This time next year helps suggest that a quick bit of how’s-your-father and a blunt sayonara is not the users intention, and together gives the impression that even after an extended period of time the relationship will still be fresh. Plus laughing not only hints at a sense of humour, but also an element of cheekiness and a lightness of heart.

Serge Gainsbourg. An early pioneer?

Other advantages are that it is in no way sleazy, and at the same time relatively simple. Giving even the most tongue-tied Romeo the opportunity of blurting out the words with some degree of success and clarity.

But before you rush off and put the theory into practice, a few words of caution. Whilst the line’s creators’ claim it can be used anywhere, they believe it favours a few particular situations. Using it on someone you have seen before but never spoken too is ideal, as is a location such as a coffee shop. The panel however is reluctant to promote its effectiveness in noisy places such as bars and clubs.

Other than that, woo away!

Oct 31 2004 2 Comments

Rogues, rats and red lights

Shinjuku’s Kabukicho district is well known as a popular entertainment area. Although when I say entertainment, I don’t mean bingo halls and bowling alleys. No, it’s very much adult (and male) orientated. I always remember my first visit, as in the middle of the street was a man holding up a placard with an arrow pointing down — for want of a better description — a dark passageway. And on his advertising board in bold letters were the words ‘Anal Sex’. In English too. As a wide-eyed and naÃ¯ve gaijin fresh off the boat, I was surprised to say the least.

Anyway, arriving in Shinjuku on Friday to meet a friend and finding myself a little early, I thought I’d take a little detour through this colourful part of town. But with it only being 4 pm, I wasn’t expecting to see much activity. I was wrong.

Within 3 minutes I’d seen a rat out on an early evening stroll, and been very kindly invited by numerous dodgy looking men in suits to watch a live show, have a sexy massage, or alternatively indulge in rigorous and fulfilling sex. Oh, and also the offer of a look around a shop that was selling all manner of unusual and exotic items. Many of which I couldn’t even begin to fathom their purpose.

Although if those (apparent) sex aids were mind boggling, they weren’t quite as baffling as this sign above a nearby pachinko parlour.

But considering the area it is situated in, and the various services on offer, the gambling emporium’s name is rather appropriate.

Oct 27 2004 12 Comments

Sharapova panty perverts

The obsession in Japan with pilfering, purchasing, or peeking at schoolgirls underwear is relatively well documented. Well, it is on this site anyway. But in a slight break from convention, a foreign non-schoolgirl has come to the attention of the nation’s panty perverts. And perhaps surprisingly, it’s all thanks to tennis.

The women’s game is relatively popular in Japan, but audiences are mostly made up of ardent female sports fans. Or perhaps that should be were. As this year’s AIG Japan Open has changed all that. Attendances swelled to around twice their usual size, with 70% of the ticket buyers being male. The vast majority of these fans armed with every photographic device known to man.

Yes, Wimbledon champion Maria Sharapova was in town, and the chance of a peek at her panties was an opportunity many underwear aficionados were simply unable to resist. The finesse of the tennis star’s backhand or the power of her volley was irrelevant to the camera-carrying horde. Her underwear-revealing serve was all (and everything) they had come to see. One reporter even grumbled that, “when she served, everyone got ready to take photos of her panties. Nine out of ten of these guys were geeks whose cameras were aimed below the belt.”

Entertainment journalist Yuuichi Hirabayashi attempted to explain the phenomenon, although it has to be said with perhaps a little too much enthusiasm. “She’s the kind of Caucasian beauty that Japanese people have long admired.” And having warmed to the topic at hand, he went on to say that, “Tennis players usually become muscular, but she doesn’t have that gnarled look. She’s slender in a way that doesn’t make you think she’s an athlete.”

It’s not surprising then that the internet has spawned numerous sites devoted to the sharing and swapping of Sharapova shots. A writer specializing in internet related issues said that the sites not only offer panty pictures “that are taken from all sorts of angles,” but also numerous “photos showing her nipples when she isn’t wearing a sports bra.”

Thankfully the young Russian seemed unaware of the ulterior motives of many of those watching her games, but she is said to have complained to her staff at the cacophony of camera shutters that accompanied her every move (and serve). If she plans on playing in Japan again though, it would appear it’s something she is going to have to get used to.

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