Sex

As Tokyo is now positively teeming with host clubs, the competition has understandably become quite intense; a rivalry that isn’t just restricted to the clubs concerned but also the tousle-haired talents themselves, with number one ranking meaning markedly more money.

Pulling in the punters in the first place though is obviously the main priority, and each club appears to have its own gimmick. Tiara above offers gold-tinted gaudiness, and Rime has rustled up a gang,

but Vanilla is surely invincible,

as it has sensationally gone and got the services of God.

There are numerous retreats in Tokyo for all kinds of fetishes, from fatties to even furtive fiddles, and now, for those whose curiosity is based more on personality than appearance, there’s the opportunity to make a beeline for bar Baby.

An establishment that positively revels in the Machiavellian manner of its manpower.

Although that’s probably not altogether surprising, as their calculating conduct will no doubt concentrate almost completely on cash.

With their overly-priced drinks and paid for pleasantries, Tokyo’s now hugely popular and very profitable host clubs have learnt a lot from their considerably more established male catering counterparts.

Plus, judging by these billboards advertising a couple of bars,

it’s not just logistics,

but also looks,

that have been carefully copied.

Cosplay it would seem isn’t only a pastime for those utterly bereft of embarrassment, as it’s apparently also a viable business for bars, although as far as this Tokyo establishment goes, the moniker Milky could either be a reference to the costumes, or alternatively the customers’, erm, accomplishments.

Pub Nana on the other hand is far more open about what its clients can come to expect, with stiff punishments and the pursuit of extra curricular activities presumably paramount.

However, exactly what kind of high school girls are present isn’t particularly clear, meaning there could well be the predicament of having to choose from a panty parading pensioner,

her slightly more conservative, but considerably more comely companion,

or, heaven forbid, a bearded and burly bloke.