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Jan 08 2008 3 Comments

Tokyo train treat

With women-only carriages now commonplace in the Japanese capital, and ladies finally fighting back against the furtive fiddles of fellow fare payers, those intent on still touching people on the train have had to seek alternative avenues — namely carriage-themed fetish clubs.

Establishments where paying ‘passengers’ can indiscriminately touch up other travellers until the time comes for them to get off at their desired destination. A journey which presumably varies in distance, especially if the emergency stop lever gets prematurely pulled.

Dec 13 2007 Leave a Comment

Tokyo talent

Some of Tokyo’s more entertainment orientated establishments have a tendency to couch the opportunities they offer in rather tame language, with this particular place opting to tout its, erm, talent.

However, on the other hand, one or two make no bones whatsoever about what kind of bar they are operating — or at least what the chief sales point is.

Nov 16 2007 1 Comment

Love hotel linguistics

Japan’s large number of love hotels are understandably lauded for their lively decor, but on the other hand, barely a mention is given to their equally imaginative monikers.

Okay, so some are admittedly far from subtle, but as far as the competitive world of entertaining euphemisms go, this one offers a very stiff challenge indeed.

(click image for double-sized ding-a-ling)

Nov 06 2007 2 Comments

Japanese supermarket solutions

Kind offers of appendage increasing pills and performance enhancing potions are forever being forwarded to Tokyo Times; however, whereas the former are admittedly hard to find in a Japanese supermarket, a quick forage around the fish section is usually enough to locate something along the lines of the latter.

Eel, perhaps predictably, is earmarked as something of an ‘energiser’, but for those after a particularly salacious night of sauciness, then salmon sperm is supposedly superior.

If a little sickly looking.

Plus it’s also slightly discounted for those needing a boost but at the same time on a budget. What more could one ask for?

Nov 02 2007 7 Comments

Tokyo bikini bar

With memories of summer fun fading fast, and the New Year break not exactly near, stressed out Japanese salary men seeking a bit of sun will simply have to soldier on; however, for those after a brief rest-bite and a few beach-themed babes, this bikini bar may not be a bad bet.

A place where sweet rather than sweaty times are supposedly the order of the day.

Although the latter may well be possible if it’s paid for.

Oct 31 2007 21 Comments

Japanese only joint

The contrived cosplay-themed compliance of Japan’s forever multiplying number of maid cafes means that they are something of an acquired taste to say the least. But on a cool and damp autumnal day, the warm glow of this maid-related getaway does look rather inviting.

However, with a price list based on time and not tea, it’s fair to say that soapy sojourns rather than sugary snacks are very much the order of the day.

Hence the age requirements.

And, for reasons unknown, race restrictions.

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