My life it would seem is complete. And if I retired from blogging tomorrow, I could rest easy in the knowledge that I ranked No. 1 on Google for used schoolgirl underwear for sale. Sometimes it’s so good to be alive!
Underwear
Stained underwear?
This is a quote from Takeshi Makino, the winner of the 1999 Ig Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
And what you may ask is S-Check?
Well, apparently it’s a product women can use to spray on their husband’s under garments to detect semen. Hence the name I guess. S-Check does sound much better than Semen Check it has to be said.
I don’t really want to delve too far into this murky subject, but surely this could lead to false accusations. For starters, what if hubby has been, erm, you know, pleasing himself? Or how about if…
Ah, that’s enough I think.
Used underwear for sale
I saw an interesting discussion program on TV the other night. The panel was made up of a rather disparate group of individuals. Or as the program imaginatively billed them, a ‘generation jungle’.
The main topic of conversation was of the supposedly common practice among schoolgirls of enjo kosai. Or compensated dating to use its English (and rather polite sounding) translation.
Whilst I’m in no way a proponent of such behavior, according to the program, some of the cases are merely innocent dates. Well, innocent for the young girls in question. As they turn up, have dinner, chat a little, and then get compensated handsomely. I guess their companions motives are somewhat less innocent, and heaven knows what goes through their minds, but at least they don’t do anything untoward. Unfortunately not all dates act so chivalrously, and in many cases the young girls unfortunately do have to earn their money. But sadly it has to be said that they enter into such agreements voluntarily, many of them wanting the cash simply to buy new designer/brand goods.
Not surprisingly both the discussion panel and audience wholeheartedly condemned this unsavory activity. The selling of used underwear on the other hand, proved a more, ahem, sticky problem. One of the panel in particular was a vociferous supporter of the practice, claiming she gets at least 5,000 Yen (26 Pound) for each pair. That’s pretty easy money it has to be said. I have to admit, that in the unlikely event that somebody was willing to pay that kind of money for my (for want of a better description) soiled underwear, I’d be more than willing to help out.
Indeed, when it was put to the vote, a quarter of the audience decided that underwear selling, was, by and large, ok. Although which members of the audience voted this way wasn’t disclosed. Having said that, I dare say that it wouldn’t be difficult to work out.
So without further ado, let the bidding commence. How much for these?
So as not to mislead potential buyers, I must say that I am NOT a Japanese schoolgirl. Rather, a 34-year-old British male.