A 25-year-old man was arrested over the weekend for the theft of a high school student’s swimsuit; however Yasuhisa Matsushita didn’t just steal the item of clothing to further his swimming skills, or top up his tan — albeit in a decidedly feminine manner. Instead, the employment agency worker chose to dance around in the pilfered garment, a performance he inexplicably added to by incorporating a bowel movement — the outfit bulgingly bearing the load.
Whether Matsushita-san was still wearing the soiled swimsuit when arrested wasn’t disclosed, but the deranged defecator has admitted to the allegations; a predicament he appears rather puzzled by, matter-of-factly telling the police, “I did it because it felt so good.â€
Despite his arrest and admission of guilt, the authorities have yet to confirm if the stolen swimsuit has been returned to its rightful owner.
Don says
Each to their own I guess.
Where did he do the “dance”?
tadpoles says
What impresses me about this – apart from the truly surreal nature of the event itself – is that, unlike most Japanese people when they get caught doing something nefarious, he didn’t apologise. He just confessed to enjoying it.
How’s that for tatemae?
Paul says
Well, at least nobody got hurt. I love the explantion he gave that he did it ‘cos it felt good. Each to their own (and a packet of Persil to that man).
Hanuman says
I would tell then to keep the suit (or better yet, burn it!).
Every 1 Wins Inc. says
Oh man, disgusting!! This should stopping me from coming here for at least a week! Still, good stuff from Japan. 🙂
Sexy Gurl says
Eek that’s disgusting, really. If I was in the place of the girl, I’d never want to get the swimsuit back!