Facial furore

After thoroughly enjoying my facial by the appropriately named Dr. Facial, I thought I’d treat myself further by popping along to the Flash Bust-up Salon on the same floor.

However I was informed in no uncertain terms that the treatment was for ladies only, as man breasts are apparently not ‘bust-upable’. Understandably aggrieved, I went back to see Dr. Facial to inform him about what had happened, but he didn’t see the problem. In fact, after I complained some more he got rather roused, resulting in him giving me a mouthful and then telling me to leave.