Feb 18 2004 Leave a CommentIt’s a fair cop guv â€œI drive a rival automaker’s car every weekend to study its functions and mechanisms in the most objective way possible.â€ Nissan President Carlos Ghosn, dismissing media coverage of the fact that he was driving a Porsche when he collided with a motorcycle in Tokyo last week. Oh dear. How terribly embarrassing! Plus he managed to make an awkward situation even worse by coming up with such a lame excuse. The words red, handed, and caught spring to mind.