An unemployed man was arrested yesterday for attempting to rob a convenience store on January 25th.
Using a bit of common sense, 31-year-old Takashi Ishimitsu wisely decided to don a disguise before attempting the robbery. But rather than wearing a simple mask or balaclava, Ishimitsu-san got kitted out in a full monkey suit. An outfit that admittedly concealed his identity, but at the same time wasn’t exactly what you’d call inconspicuous.
And to add insult to injury, Ishimitsu-san left the store empty handed. Even though he was armed with a knife, his comedy outfit didn’t exactly instill fear in his victim. As the staff member on duty calmly alerted his manager, causing the costume clad culprit to flee.
Nacente says
I heard that before, strange strange!
futsukayoi says
at least he didnt go with the schoolgirl gym outfit
Wahn says
This goes beyond my level of humor
Ron says
Don’t they sell George Bush outfits in Tokyo? You’ve got another business idea of selling scary outfits to criminals in Japan.
Lee, you and I rattling our brains, just a week in Tokyo, and we could be billionaires selling our ideas buddy!
So do I hop on the next flight? And where do we incorporate?
Cheers!