What they are trying to sell I don’t know; but as window displays go, it’s quite a novel one.
Leg-wear lapse
Long socks aren’t exactly hard on the eyes when sported by a nubile young lady.
However on aged ramblers, they somehow don’t have quite the same appeal.
Unless it’s the jacket.
Comical car
With fuel prices continually rising, small cars are becoming more and more popular; however, there are small cars and then there are small cars, with this undoubtedly one of the latter.
To say it’s economical is of course an understatement, although as far as luggage goes, anything other than a spare pair of pants could be problematic. Of similar concern is the weather, as if it rains, you get wet — it’s as simple as that.
Still, it’s ideal for parking in tight spaces. And, as an added bonus, this particular model is also available in other, equally garish colours.
Mature menu
Whilst the savoury dishes on offer are said to be decidedly average, the dessert at this particular pub-cum-restaurant is said to be well worth the wait — creamy delights being a well-known speciality.
Those opting to go down can also have a lovely time apparently.
Lax latex labour laws?
With apparently no air-conditioning and awfully cramped conditions, labour laws protecting silicone sex workers appear non-existent.
Spell-check chancers
So near.
Yet so very very far.
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