In an act that simply beggars belief, a mid-ranking employee of electronics giant Sharp has been arrested for pouring his own excretion over a stranger.
It appears that 39-year-old Kazumasa Kurimoto took the trouble of carefully collecting his excreta in a plastic bottle. Then inexplicably he went out in his car, driving up behind an unsuspecting female victim and emptying the contents of the container over her. He then sped off; leaving the poor woman in a state that simply doesn’t bear thinking about.
Fortunately an eyewitness took note of the discharge devotee’s number plate, which eventually led to Kurimoto’s arrest. Under questioning the section manager admitted to the allegations, attempting to explain his behaviour by saying, “I did it for fun.â€
With fourteen similar cases in the area remaining unsolved, it appears Kurimoto-san may have been enjoying himself a little bit too much of late. Although as of writing he hasn’t confessed to any other excreta related incidents.
quaisi says
Something similar in England when a farmer, in a feud with someone for some reason used a machine to blow tonnes of his animal`s excrement over the bloke`s house.
Colin says
Presumably, that was when the shit hit the fan…
Mine’s a Guinness, thanks.
englishman says
no photo?
Lee says
Just for you englishman, there is now.
englishman says
i thank you. i would have happily sent you a picture of my own creation, but it looks like you beat me to it.
stu says
the scary thing is this happened near where I live. must buy mirrors for bike.
Joe says
That guy is full of crap.
melina says
Wait. Are we talking excretion of the intestinal or urinary tract? Crap!
Brett says
I have it on firm authority that Kurimoto excretes 1000 yen bills and Calvin Kline’s obsession.