This is a quote from Takeshi Makino, the winner of the 1999 Ig Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
And what you may ask is S-Check?
Well, apparently it’s a product women can use to spray on their husband’s under garments to detect semen. Hence the name I guess. S-Check does sound much better than Semen Check it has to be said.
I don’t really want to delve too far into this murky subject, but surely this could lead to false accusations. For starters, what if hubby has been, erm, you know, pleasing himself? Or how about if…
Ah, that’s enough I think.